Best Sports Nicknames

Over the years I have come up with some really funny (at least i think so) sports nicknames for Braves players. Feel free to add yours. Can be anyone not just Braves players.

ChipZilla (Chipper Jones)
Saltalamacchias Tilapias (have a section in RF with guys swinging Tilapias over their heads)
The Anti-Virus (Greg Norton)
Omar "Gooding" Infante
The Nature Boy (Rick Ankiel)
Greg White (Gregor Blanco)
Manny Icostya
Resop's Fables (Chris Resop)
If anyone Can, Brian Mccann
The Farnz (Kyle Farnsworth)
Kamakazi (Kenshin Kawakami bc he is always about to blow up)
Australian for Sucks (Peter Moylan)
Carry On My Heyward Son (Jason Heyward)
Brooks "Brothers" Conrad
The Street Magician (Blaine Boyer)
Ground Chuck James
The Sniper (Mark Kotsay)
Jurrjens Lotion
The Pharoah (Rafael Soriano)


That is all i can remember off the top of my head for now...feel free to add to the list

Moylan: Australian for Sucks

This is going to be quick but what the hell Moylan! You cant throw a pitchout mate? Oyy mate!

Its not a coincidence Boise State is BSU

With their win over VT Last night it appears as if Boise State will go undefeated this year and be in the running for a national title shot. Thats only if they get by World Beater, Big Boy Oregon State first! HAHAHA what an absolute joke. Boise State is BS, both literally and figuratively. What an absolute joke it would be for a team that plays 2 meaningful games all year to have a chance to play for it all. ANYONE can get up for 2 games each year when you know the other 9 are going to be cakewalks. Your players will stay fresh since they only have to play a half in over 80% of their games since the games will be in hand by the 3rd quarter. I challenge anyone who is on this BS bandwagon to make a legitamate argument as to why they deserve this opportunity. Dont even bother trying to compare schedules with anyone in the SEC bc that is laughable. People outside of the SEC, and the south really, don't understand the grind that it takes to go on the road and play someone like Arkansas. Then come home next week and play Florida, to then turn right around and go to South Carolina. Then come home and play Ole Miss to turn right around and go to Tennessee. Then you get a bye week and what do you get? You have to go to LSU for a night game. I bet they wish we could swap out LSU for Wyoming. Get the point? That is Bamas schedule and thats not counting their home game against Penn State and the last game of the year against Auburn. Oh and then if they win the west, they have to play someone like Florida or Georgia again. The same case can be made for Florida, or Oklahoma (to a lesser extent), Ohio State and Texas.

I am not saying that BS is not a good football team. Of course they are a good football team. However, dont give me all this crap that they have earned their right to play in the title game. they haven't earned anything. You earned the most joke of a schedule in the world and that is all. They would have won 2 games all year that actually meant something. 2 GAMES! One of which is an average team in Oregon State. VT is a good football team but once again Bama has 4 VT's on their schedule.