Betty White Awards, Jay Cutler and NFL Draft talk

2011 is upon us and Bro Nameth is taking strides to cover every aspect of sports. We have added a few NASCAR writers and have a few ideas in the works for next football season. These guys on the other hand need to man up and grab a snickers; they are playing like Betty White. Here we go:

1. Georgia Tech Men's Basketball on the road: GT=Armadillos....they get killed on the road! Someone might want to tell these guys that playing on the road is not an excuse for getting whooped every time out. They were blown out at Clemson by 25, lose to a very mediocre Virginia team by 8 but were down 15-18 the whole game and get the elbow of death from Northwestern earlier in the year. And oh yeah, they lost to Kennesaw State by 17!!!! Kennesaw Freaking State!! Are you kidding me?
2. Maurice Jones Drew: The guy calls out Jay Cutler for not playing through knee pain. Newsflash broham you sat out the last 2 games of the regular season with knee problems and your team was fighting for a playoff berth! talk about calling the kettle black. I am starting to change my tune on Mr. Cutler and how he handled the situation but will address that later. As for MJD shut your trap. Until you play through an injury like that or something zip it.
3. UCONN: A disgruntled booster wants his $3,000,000 back since he was not asked his opinion on the new coaching hire. Now to his defense, I would want my money back to since they hired Paul Pasquoloni (SP?). Who the hell is that? Here is my first point: How sad of a booster program is UCONN if they have to kiss the ass of a guy who donated only 3 million? Now don't get me wrong that's a lot of money but T. Boone Pickens wipes his ass with 3 million. Phil Knight over at Oregon can't even have a good meal for 3 million. Cmon UCONN are you a division 2 program? The guy is having an entire football facility named after him for donating 3 mill. Step your game up and grab a snicks. My 2nd point is that if this guy is your largest booster then you might want to oh I don't know, give him a call and see what he thinks. Whether you like it or not that's how it is these days.
4. Syracuse Orange Basketball team: You have now lost 3 games in a row. One of which was to Seton Hall who straight up waxed you last night by 20+. If I am not mistaken you were as high as #3 in the country before losing 3 straight. Now, 2 of the losses were to Pitt @ Pitt and at home to Villanova who is the #7 ranked team in the country. However, you were essentially dominated by Villanova and then Seton Hall rolls in and lays the hammer down. Snicks all around for the Orange.

I am starting to change my tune regarding Jay Cutler. After hearing all the current and former players chime in on how he should have played that got me to thinking. Do you really think Cutler decided to quit when his entire life he has worked to this moment? It just doesnt make any sense. The point here is the media and most everyone who knows anything about Cutler doesnt like him. He is not a nice guy to be around and carries himself like he doesnt give a doodoo. If this were Tom Brady noone would have said a word about it. "Oh Brady hurt his knee, must be really bad". Since Cutler is a jerkoff people are just waiting to nail this guy. Now, he deserves alot of the crap he is getting since he acts the way he does. However, I think it is incredibly bush league for former players to call him out. Deion Sanders missed an entire season with Turf Toe. MJD as mentioned above didn't even play the last 2 games of the regular season bc of a knee injury and his team was fighting for a playoff spot. The only guy who has the right to talk shit is Mark Schlereth. The dude had over 20 knee surgeries so I think he is qualified and it is safe to say he played through some injuries. Eveyone else needs to kick rocks and be quiet. Cutler NEVER missed a game while at Vandy and he got rocked ALOT. He was sacked this year more than any other QB in the league and only missed 2 games. 1 of which was after the Giants sacked him 500 times concussing him. I don't like the guy anymore than you guys do but cut the dude some slack.

NFL DRAFT TALK

I have heard alot of talk on what the Falcons need to do to help improve the team and I believe the 2 main thing we need are pass rushers and a playmaker on offense. Now I know what your thinking. No shit. I see a guy who is going to be available in the 3rd or 4th round whi I think is a steal and is going to be a great player. Every week I am going to Highlight a player who is under the radar that I think could really help the Falcons next year.

Randall Cobb: This kid makes plays in the deepest, toughest conference in College Football. He is the perfect slot receiver and could have the impact of a Antoine Randle El or Wes Welker. I am curious to see his shuttle time and 3 cone drill time as that is an indication of burst speed and laterall quickness. Something that is needed to be a slot receiver. How many times do you see Wes Welker abuse a safety or LB on a quick out and turn it into a 15-20 yard gain? it happens almost twice a game. Welker is by no means "fast" but he gets in and out of his breaks very very quickly. Whoever ends up with Cobb is getting a very good football player.

Betty White Awards, Braves Talk and NFC Playoff Chatter

Well 2011 is upon us and lets cut right to the chase. These guys need a snickers and need it fast. Here we go:

1. Brett Favre: This really has nothing to do with his play, bc we all know that has sucked. Now your starting to hear the stories about how this guy is a creepy old man and obviously a big cheater. If this were 5-6 years ago I might think for a half second this wasn't completely true but after all the shit this guy has put everyone through with his "I'm retiring, no wait you've been punked" I hope he goes down like Frazier circa 1973. Peace out Brett
2. The Big Ten: I don't want to have to beat a dead horse here but can we stop with the Big Ten is good this year talk EVERY year. The Big Ten is a joke and should get their 1 BCS game then go play in the Pampers Bowl on December 21st. The fact that they had 5 New Years day bowls is laughable. They went 0-5 and got thumped in 3 of them. The Michigan schools faired very well. Michigan loses 52-14 to Miss. State and Michigan State got the elbow of death dropped on their nose by Alabama 49-7. And big whoop Ohio State beat Arkansas. I am not all that impressed with Arkansas and to be honest OSU almost blew their big halftime lead.
3. Dick Clark: I am sure this is going to come across about as jerkish as possible but I know I am not the only one thinking this so I will bite the bullet and go ahead and just say it. The dude doesn't need to be on Live TV anymore. He just had a stroke and well....it shows. I know I know, the dude is a legend and I'm an asshole. But you cant honestly tell me it was enjoyable watching him on the New years Eve bash when he was mumbling the whole time. Know when to hang it up.
4. South Carolina Football: Way to go! Get smoked by a Florida State team you should have beaten. Way to go Stephen Garcia you were responsible for another 4 turnovers. I don't know why I get mad bc this shit happens every year. "Wait until nest year." How about you take your tampon out and make a freaking play already. Absolutely NO EXCUSES next year as we have every major offensive weapon back.

The Atlanta Braves signed Yo momma is Uggla to a 5 year 62 million dollar contract. Now, at first glance you might say "why the hell did we pay a 2B 15 mill a year." Here's why...the guy averages around 30 HR's and 100 RBI's a year. You would be hard pressed to find another 2B other than Chase Utley that will give you those kind of numbers. So when you break it down that way he is worth every penny. You pay a guy like Derek lowe 15 million a year and he plays 1/5 days. Dan Uggla is a player and IMO is worth everything we paid him.

I will have this on the post for tomorrow in the Picking contest but wanted to let you hear it here first. Did you know the New Orleans Saints have never won a playoff road game?? That's right folks. The saints travel to Seattle for the first round of the playoffs. You heard it here first...THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS BEAT THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS ON SATURDAY!

Weekly Bro Nameth Awards and Braves Chatter

Its hump day and Betty White is coming to town. Grab a snickers and man up.

1. FIFA President: "Gay fans should refrain from sexual activities' in Qatar." That went over about as well as a pregnant pole vaulter. A friend of mine on Facebook said it best; How about everyone gay and straight skip the World Cup that year since they picked such a shitty and socially repressed country to have it in. Grab a Snicks.
2. Mother Nature: It's colder than a mother in laws love! She needs to get off her high horse and make a decision. Typical woman. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. Enough already! Either get really cold and snow or stop wasting my time. Cold with no snow is just a big tease. I'm sure next week it will be a high of 75 since we do live in Atlanta and that's how she rolls.
3. Jets Strength Coach: You sir are a grade A D-Bag. Former Dolphins LB Zach Thomas has come out and said that he believes the coaches were told to lineup on the sideline and I agree with him. Why would 5 coaches and a player be standing toe to toe directly on the white line where the coaches box is? It doesn't make any sense. He is suspended without pay for the rest of the year and honestly, he should probably be fired. I say they let him fight the guy he took down.
4. Tavaris Jackson: Carpe Diem. Everyone wants to see what Tavaris Jackson can bring to the table and after stinking it up he collides knees with AP and down goes Frazier. You have basically been sitting on the bench for 4 years and here was your chance to show what you could do and to say you fell on your face is an understatement. With Dong Gate likely retiring you could of shown the coaches and fans that you were ready for the prime time but no dice.

This weeks 5 hour Energy award goes to the NY Jets. I don't know what your deal is but you guys are walking around like you got that 2:30 feeling. You get absolutely drubbed by the Patriots 45-3 and then come home to play the Dolphins. You lose 10-6. Now that's 9 points scored in your last 2 games and Dirty Sanchez looks awful. Santonio Holmes couldn't catch a cold right now and Rex Ryan is just a fat slob. If their is 1 thing in sports that is my ultimate pet peeve its someone like Rex Ryan. He walks around like he has accomplished something yet he hasn't done anything as a head coach. He wears a wig at a press conference and thinks its funny. Jokes on you Sherman Klump.

This weeks Mike Tyson Award for biggest beat down goes to Colgate University. You lost 100-43 to Syracuse. Now, Colgate has no chance of beating Syracuse but to lose by 57 you got to be doing alot wrong. Syracuse led 12-0 before Colgate got its first bucket, 34-4 with a little over eight minutes remaining in the first half and 46-8 by halftime. At one point in the second half The Orange were up by 63! The first half for Colgate was almost as bad as the 5 point performance the Cal Golden Bears had a while back but it did set a record for first half futility in the Carrier Dome.

This weeks "it sucks to be you" award goes to the Carolina Panthers. Your once competitive franchise looks awful. Jimmy Clausen looks like the biggest knobber in the NFL and you got manhandled on Sunday against the Falcons. I don't care that you ran the ball well in the 2nd half the game was over at that point. The Falcon's were not as sharp on offense as they normally are and they still put up 31. The only positive thing to come out of this season as your are clearly in the drivers seat for Andrew Luck. There will be the temptation to take $cam Newton as hes going to have the Vince Young effect after he dominated Oregon but it would be in your best interest to draft Luck instead. Nonetheless you still blow.

The Atlanta Braves have had a very nice off season thus far with the signings of Dan Uggla, George Sherrill and trading for Scott Linebrink. With the pieces we have coming back and the power bat we desperately needed in Uggla, I think the Braves have a very good chance next year. Our SP and bullpen should again be solid and the only place I think we still need help is in CF. The idea of adding Jacoby Ellsbury would be incredible. However, I don't know if the RedSox are willing to part with him cheaply. I still wouldn't mind seeing us grabbing Scott Podsednick from the WhiteSox. That would a speed dynamic to our lineup we haven't had in years. With the Phillies signing Cliff Lee the odds we win the NL East are basically gone. However I still think the Braves are suited to win 90-94 games. If we win 90 games we are winning the wild card. Do not fear, Fredi Gonzalez will do just fine replacing the most overrated manager of all time in Bobby Cox.

Betty White, 5 Hour Energy, Mike Tyson and new AWARDS

Here we are another week in and its that time again. Grab a snickers and pass it to these guys because they are playing like Betty White.

1. Albert Haynesworth: I have had about all I can stand of hearing about this clown. You got paid 100 million dollars to play football! Your playing a SPORT for 100 MILLION DOLLARS! Get over yourself already. You should be doing whatever the hell they tell you to do and liking it. You get paid all that money and literally are just a big tool box.
2. The Washington Nationals front office. You seriously just gave Jayson Werth 126 million over 7 years?? You need more than a Snickers because the entire Front Office should be fired for this. You have a guy who hits in an incredibly hitter friendly park in 1 of the best lineups in baseball. Now you move him to a not so hitter friendly park with the Nationals lineup. Good luck with that. For that kind of money he better hit .300+ and hit close to 40 HR's. WOW is all I have to say. Kudos to Scott Boras.
3. The South Carolina Football Team. I was at the game this last Saturday against Auburn and let me say what an ass kicking that was. Not only did you just get drilled, but you made the Auburn defense and Ted Roof look good! I don't care what anyone says Ted Roof might be the worst defensive coordinator in football and he made South Carolina look terrible. Spurrier, step your game up bro. Garcia, stop being Jekyl and Hyde. Lattimore and Jeffrey, you both didn't have a good game but your still awesome. Stephon Gilmore, I will get to you later. I should write Steve Spurrier and tell him I want a refund after that performance. Much like the Oregon fan did last year when Oregon got thumped by Boise State.
4. The NCAA. Its pretty amazing to me that when the NCAA has a vested interest in something it can make a decision very quickly. Did you know that the Reggie Bush case sat dormant for 18 months before they started investigating again? They made a ruling on Cam Newton in 2 days! 2 freaking days! Why do you think that is? Maybe its because they would rather get a sponge bath from Rosie O'Donnell before they would want TCU in the National Championship game. Once again its the Golden Rule in effect. The people with the gold make the rules. That's the way it is. This has EVERYTHING to do with Newton and Auburn playing Oregon in the National Championship game. What is so sad is that the NCAA admitted that a rule was broken, yet he is allowed to play. Seems logical.

The 5 Hour Energy award this week is a pretty simple choice. Stephon Gilmore from South Carolina wins this award and wins it easily. Gilmore gave up 268 passing yards ALONE, that's right 268 yards including a hail mary pass where Gilmore apparently thought it required him to actually say the Hail Mary while kneeling. Gilmore was worked like a rented goalie on more than 1 occasion but the double move Darvin Adams put on him was dirtier than Bill Clinton. He needed to pound at least a 6 pack of 5 Hour Energy because he definitely had that 2:30 feeling.

The Mike Tyson Award for biggest beat down goes to the NY football JETS. Not only is Rex Ryan a fat slob, he is also the cockiest dude I know who has not accomplished anything as a head coach. He took the 9-2 Jets into New England to face the 9-2 "Home of the Pats". The beat down that ensued was huge. The pats rolled out to a 17-0 lead in the first quarter on their way to a 45-3 win. Dirty Sanchez was just that, dirty. He threw 3 picks and the JETS offense as a whole was pretty pathetic. The Patriots and "the hoodie" proved why they are still the team to beat in the AFC.

We got a New Award this week. The Dyson Vacuum Award. This award goes to the player/coach who "it sucks to be you" the most. That award is shared by 2 former colleagues in former Broncos Head Coach Josh McDaniel's and Broncos Owner Pat Bowlen. It sucks to be Josh McDaniel's because, well he was fired only a year and a half in. To say he is no longer viewed a young coach on the rise is an understatement. The Broncos started 6-0 last year before collapsing and they sit at 3-9 this year. He also drafted Tim Tebro in the first round. It sucks to be the Broncos owner because once he hires a new coach, he will be paying 3 head coaches all at the same time. He still owes Mike Shannahan money, he will owe Josh McDaniel's money for a few more years, and last but not least he will have to pay the new coach. Its not like he doesn't have the money but that's a Chili's Triple Dipper I wouldn't want.

That's it for this weeks awards. If you have any suggestions on awards or who should get an award please email us BNSports2010@gmail.com. Also, there is a link on the top right of the blog titled "Aquatic Rehab Pool" that you should click on and check out. It's a new rehab method that uses underwater treadmills. Its a pretty sweet idea and you should check it out. They are currently being used by multiple professional teams and colleges and the idea is rather cool.

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Weekly Awards..Betty White, 5 Hour Energy and the Mike Tyson Award

Well its that time again! Time for Betty White to show her face. Grab a Snickers and stop playing like Betty White.

1. LeBron James: Stop acting like a diva and start making plays. Spoelstra calls you out for taking everything like a joke and you bump into him after a timeout. Say what you want but that little bump was done on purpose. Again, the WORST decision those guys made was playing together. Too many egos on 1 team.
2. Stevie Johnson: First off your named after a Pop Star from Saved by The Bell and second did you really just blame God for dropping the ball? Are you kidding me? You literally cant dig yourself out of a comment like that. You make at worst 400K a year to play football and your blaming God? This has got to be an all timer for stupidity.
3. Skip Bayless: You really have got to be the dumbest guy that works for the 4 letter network other than Jamelle Hill. On LIVE TV Skip said the Falcons have not beaten anyone at home other than the Cardinals. Yes he said the Cardinals. This was AFTER the Falcons just beat GB the day before and are only 2 weeks removed from beating the Ravens! It really does make me wonder how someone like that gets paid to give his opinion. Get informed and Get Brotivated.
4. Boise State: You just blew a 17 point lead to NEVADA. Let me say that again, you just blew a 17 point lead to NEVADA! This just goes to show you what I have been saying for 3+ years now. You stick a team like Boise in a conference where they don't get to play patty cakes every week and they will slip up. You freaking lost to NEVADA! Don't give me this "Oh Nevada is good" crap. Please. Nevada wouldn't win 6 games playing an SEC schedule. Someone put the kicker on Suicide Watch.
5. Alabama: You just blew a 24-0 lead against Auburn at Home. I cannot ever remember seeing a Nick Saban coached team just falling apart like that. They couldn't do anything on offense and couldn't stop anyone on defense. The offensive side of the ball is where they got wooped. After dropping nearly 400 yards of offense on Auburn's chin in the first half they literally couldn't do jack in the 2nd half. And what the Hell was Mark Baron doing on that horrible attempt at picking off that pass that went for the long TD?? It looked like he missed it on purpose. Watching it LIVE I was thinking that was going to be intercepted but instead it went for a long TD.

Someone get the Cal Golden Bears Men's Basketball team a case of 5 hour energy! My God did they have that 2:30 feeling a couple of days ago. They scored 5 points in the first half of a game. 5 POINTS! That is almost impossible to do. You really would have to try and NOT score in order to only score 5 points. They shot 2-25 and 0-8 from trey land. Bro Nameth did some research and found out the lowest scoring half of all time in NCAA is 4 points. That was by Davidson against Duke. Ironically they came back and on the game! Yo no creo for Cal. They still got beat and thus have earned the 5 Hour Energy Award.


We have added the Mike Tyson award to the Weekly Awards. Its pretty simple this award goes to the person or team who got a beat down. Pretty easy choice this week!

 

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Weekly BWA's, some NEW AWARDS and the NEW Ray lewis



Thats not what your GF said last night

 Get these bruh's some Snickers because they are playing like Betty White!

1. The Denver Broncos and Josh McDaniels. McDaniels drafted Timothy Tebow in the first round! He should be fired right now. The Broncos got absolutely manhandled last nighy by Crybaby Mcgee Phillip Rivers and the rest of the Chargers. The Broncos used to be half decent and now they need a big ass snickers.
2. The Miami Heat. Are you kidding me? 8-6? So much for going 72-10. I have said from the get go this will be the worst mistake Lebron makes in his entire life. Chris Bosh is probobly the most overrated player in the league and Lebron needs a team where he can do whatever he wants. You have to much star power on one team and this team wont even make it out of the East. Snack up Miami!
3. Antonio Margarito. You just got destroyed my friend. Hows that eye socket holding up? If the answer is not very good then your right. Pac absolutely beat you to a pulp. You outweighed my boy Pac by 30 pounds and he absolutely laid a beatdown on you. Mayweather show your face.
4. The Minnesota Vikings! WOW....really? You basically have the same team as last year and you are just terrible. Who let the dongs out? Favre did and doesnt really care if you know. DongGate 2010? You betcha. I dont understand how a team with soooo many weapons on offense is so bad? Adrian Peterson should be toting the rock 35 times a game. The defense is basically non existant and have given up over 21 points in 7 staright games. Its no longer chilly in Minnesota but its not going to matter I dont think.

The New Award being added this week if the 5 Hour Energy Award. This Award will go to a person or team who needs to get rid of that 2:30 feeling.

• Pretty easy choice this week....Your hometown Atlanta Hawks. After starting the year 6-0 and everyone feeling good, you have lost 6 of 8 and got absolutely drilled last night by the Boston Celtics. The game was over 9 minutes in. **SHOCKER** Joe Johnson was nowhere to be found. I know thats tough for a lot of people to believe because JJ is always carrying the team. Oh wait no he doesn't. Hes on the bench wiping his sweat off with crisp $100 bills. Someone needs to tell the team that you dont get paid to play hard 75% of the time. In the past it used to be that the Hawks only did this on the road. Not anymore! You were drubbed by Milwaukee a couple weeks back and lost by 20+ to the Celtics in a game where they could have waxed you by 40. I know its early and we are still 8-6 but this act of picking and choosing when you want to play hard is really testing my patience. EARN YOUR PAYCHECK AND HAVE SOME PRIDE.

Shout out to Luke Warm for sending this video over....Looks like Ray Lewis has an offspring crushing people on the football field. Enjoy...

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Betty White Awards, Coaching Morons and Frank Wren aka Steals McGee

What's not to love about this lady over here to the right? NOTHING! Just don't play like her. Sit back and grab a snickers, these are the Betty White Awards.

1. Dan Snyder: I know this guy doesn't play he just owns the Redskins but 78 million over 5 years for McFlab?!?! This has got to be a joke. He is clearly hungry so why wait? Grab a snicks brah.
2. The Redskins defense: Are you serious? 28 points in the 1st quarter with around 280 yards of offense? Way to step up and come out strong. I know MV7 is playing good ball and all but that is unacceptable. The fans should get to split the entire defenses checks that week for PAYING to come out and watch that.
3. GT Basketball team: You just got thumped by KSU. NO not Kansas State. The mighty fighting Owls of Kennesaw State! Not only did you lose but you got drubbed by 17. When is GT just going to bite the money bullet and fire Paul Hewitt?
4. NY Football Giants: Say what you want about the Cowboys are revitalized and all that crap but to come out and get drilled by a lifeless 1-7 Cowboys team with Jon Kitna at QB is an embarrassment. Your fighting for home field in the playoffs and the Cowgirls just laid a WWE smackdown on you in your own building. How do you know when you deserve a BWA? When Keith Brooking makes 8 tackles against you. Albeit they were all Pile Jumps.

The coaching moron of the week has to go to Paul Hewitt over at Georgia Tech. I don't care how good or bad your team is you should NEVER I repeat NEVER get absolutely run out of the building against a team like Kennesaw State! Your a school from the ACC playing a division 2 team. The bottom line is this should never happen. At one point Tech was down by 20 in the first half. Paul Hewitt likes to bring up the fact that Tech cut the lead to only 5 in the 2nd half. Big woop. Your on the way out Paul, peace!




For anyone who has followed BNS for a while now knows that I have been kind of hard on Frank Wren. He has made some very very suspect trades and FA signings the last few years in my eyes. But then he goes out and does something like this, and totally redeems himself! Dan Uggla for Omar Gooding and Mike Dunn? Did the Braves win the lottery? What an absolute steal. In the 5 years Uggla has been in the league he has averaged 32 HR's, 97 RBI's and hit around .265. I will take that all day from a 2B. The Braves were in desperate need of adding a BIG time bat and I think they have done this with the addition of Uggla. Frank Wren has earned a good ole fashioned American on this one. Enjoy it Steals McGee.