Monday, August 23, 2010

Rick Flair Ankiel, Derek Lee and Troy Glaus takes more shots to the groin

From here on out Rick Ankiel is to be referred to as The Nature Boy. As im chomping on my finger nails I hear a guy on tv shout "You hang it we bang it Marmol!" Marmol hangs it, The Nature Boy bangs it! To the tune of a 3 run bases clearing triple that puts the Braves on top 5-3. Throughout the season you have a few games you have no business winning. For example, the game against the Reds where Hanson is shelled the first 2 innings and we are down 8-0 until the 9th when Brooks Brothers Conrad hits the walk off grand slam to get the win. Now Fridays come from behind win is not as epic as the Cincy game, but its a game we should have lost. Hats off to you Nature Boy, your off my shit list for at least another week.

Pretty sure I heard him say this before that last pitch from Marmol: Can i get a WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!



Where to start with Derek Lee. I for one am more than excited to have DLee in the lineup. Although he has done donkey dook thus far, he still can provide this team with some power in the middle of the lineup. Im very excited with the pickup and look for some great things to come from him.

Troy Glaus at 3B? Am I getting punked? What the hell is Ashton kutcher doing in ATL anyway? Why would you put a guy who's cleats are made out of quikrete at 3B? He can barely walk! Its probobly bc he is so tired from swinging Noahs Ark. The other night I was up late watching the "Mystery of the Titanic" and I couldn't stop laughing at this conspiracy theory that it was Troy Glaus' bat that struck the Titanic and sank it. "Big Ass Bat, Dead Ahead!" So heres a genious idea, lets put Troy Glaus at 3B and platoon Omar Gooding with Matt Diaz and Erik Hinske in LF! This cant be serious. I hope for our sake that this is just a ploy by the FO to appease TG and were going to just sit him.

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