Tuesday, September 21, 2010

More Dumb Decisions...People from around the world say "Goodbye" to Bobby Cox

So let me see if I understand this correctly. The Philles early last week decided they were going to throw Oswalt on 4 days rest in order to set their rotation so that we have to face Hamels, Halladay and Oswalt for all 6 games they play the Braves. Jurjjens forgot to wear a tampon so he hurts his knee. Instead of the Braves bumping up everyone 1 freaking day we decide to start a guy who has never pitched at the ML level. It doesnt matter that he pitched ok, thats not the point. You cant honestly tell me that that decision gave you the best chance to win? A guy who looked like he was going to take a dump right their on the mound from being so nervous. A guy who has had success at THE MINOR LEAGUE LEVEL! NEWSFLASH, this isnt the Minors. But its all good bc we saved our aces for the freaking Nationals. Actually maybe that wasnt such a bad idea? The Nationals are world beaters.

You have a guy who is hitting .346 over the last 2 weeks after finally getting healthy. He is clearly hot right now and probobly gives you the best CHANCE to win. He can cover more ground in the outfield and doesnt look goofy. On the other hand you have Melky Cabrera who might as well be Paul Bunyon since he chops everything into the ground. You can honestly tell me that Cabrera gave you the better chance to win?

The Bobby Cox report or whatever its called after the game should be "Im a moron hear me roar". When asked about the game Cox replied "Well we had more hits than they did".

<Long pause for laughter>

Long story short I cant wait for BC to be gone. Goodbye to the days of being everyones best friend. Goodbye to the lack of accountability for anyone. Hast Luego to the snide comments he makes. Shalom to no base stealing. Auf Wiedersehen to looking crabby in the dugout. Vi snakkes to having another Chris Reitsma or Greg Norton. Annyong-hi Kashipshio Bobby Cox!

2 comments:

Jeff Holzberg said...

Couldn't agree more. Why didn't the Braves stack our rotation so that we went 1-2-3 w/ the phillies?

Chris_Mcdonald said...

Why you ask? BC that would be the logical thing to do. I heard a guy on the radio the other day (he was being serious) and he said he thought Bobby Cox was making these decisions to give a reason as to why we were imploding. Not saying i agree with him at all but you could see why someone would think that. Are you starting to come over to my side on the whole Bobby Cox blows train iv been driving?

 

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