Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Weekly Awards..Betty White, 5 Hour Energy and the Mike Tyson Award

Well its that time again! Time for Betty White to show her face. Grab a Snickers and stop playing like Betty White.
  1. LeBron James: Stop acting like a diva and start making plays. Spoelstra calls you out for taking everything like a joke and you bump into him after a timeout. Say what you want but that little bump was done on purpose. Again, the WORST decision those guys made was playing together. Too many egos on 1 team.
  2. Stevie Johnson: First off your named after a Pop Star from Saved by The Bell and second did you really just blame God for dropping the ball? Are you kidding me? You literally cant dig yourself out of a comment like that. You make at worst 400K a year to play football and your blaming God? This has got to be an all timer for stupidity.
  3. Skip Bayless: You really have got to be the dumbest guy that works for the 4 letter network other than Jamelle Hill. On LIVE TV Skip said the Falcons have not beaten anyone at home other than the Cardinals. Yes he said the Cardinals. This was AFTER the Falcons just beat GB the day before and are only 2 weeks removed from beating the Ravens! It really does make me wonder how someone like that gets paid to give his opinion. Get informed and Get Brotivated.
  4. Boise State: You just blew a 17 point lead to NEVADA. Let me say that again, you just blew a 17 point lead to NEVADA! This just goes to show you what I have been saying for 3+ years now. You stick a team like Boise in a conference where they don't get to play patty cakes every week and they will slip up. You freaking lost to NEVADA! Don't give me this "Oh Nevada is good" crap. Please. Nevada wouldn't win 6 games playing an SEC schedule. Someone put the kicker on Suicide Watch.
  5. Alabama: You just blew a 24-0 lead against Auburn at Home. I cannot ever remember seeing a Nick Saban coached team just falling apart like that. They couldn't do anything on offense and couldn't stop anyone on defense. The offensive side of the ball is where they got wooped. After dropping nearly 400 yards of offense on Auburn's chin in the first half they literally couldn't do jack in the 2nd half. And what the Hell was Mark Baron doing on that horrible attempt at picking off that pass that went for the long TD?? It looked like he missed it on purpose. Watching it LIVE I was thinking that was going to be intercepted but instead it went for a long TD.
Someone get the Cal Golden Bears Men's Basketball team a case of 5 hour energy! My God did they have that 2:30 feeling a couple of days ago. They scored 5 points in the first half of a game. 5 POINTS! That is almost impossible to do. You really would have to try and NOT score in order to only score 5 points. They shot 2-25 and 0-8 from trey land. Bro Nameth did some research and found out the lowest scoring half of all time in NCAA is 4 points. That was by Davidson against Duke. Ironically they came back and on the game! Yo no creo for Cal. They still got beat and thus have earned the 5 Hour Energy Award.


We have added the Mike Tyson award to the Weekly Awards. Its pretty simple this award goes to the person or team who got a beat down. Pretty easy choice this week!

 
Do you want to nominate a team or player for an award? Shoot us an email at bnsports2010@gmail.com and if they qualify we will add them to the awards next week. Tell your friends and spread the word. Thanks to all the loyal readers and followers we really appreciate it.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

#2-Stevie Johnson's religious tweet: "Yea though I walk through the valley I shall fear all endzones for Ronnie Harmon's hands are with me "

#3- Skip Brainless needs to be beat
Stand in line behind Nelly and Queen latifah if you want to MC Hammer his butt

Anonymous said...

Hey LeBron dust off your Vjj and start playing

Chris_Mcdonald said...

Yeah LeBron was seen buying tampons in downtown Miami last night...not cool

Anonymous said...

Hey LeBron,this is Hines Ward, lend me one of your tampons.. I might have to play 2 more games next season

Anonymous said...

NCAA bull St...$$$$$$ rules
I did not know that Cam was a blind and deaf mute

Anonymous said...

You are right..money does rule. The economic engine of college football is too big to bring down.
However..The gamecocks will diminish this story when they beat Auburn this weekend!!!!
Me and Petros Papadakis think alike

Chris_Mcdonald said...

Its pretty obvious what is going on with the whole Cam Newton thing...its the Golden Rule...

The people with the gold make the rules. It is in EVERYONES (NCAA, SEC and ESPN) best interest to have Auburn vs. Oregon in the Championship game. The NCAA has never made a ruling as quickly in their life...yet somehow make a ruling in 3 weeks. Also, once they Audit Louders bank they will find how they have paid players over the years

Anonymous said...

You and Petros are eating too much tainted Spanakoptia.
Tigsra 27
Cocks 24

 

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