Friday Free For All Volume 5.0

Friday Free For All…..Volume 5.0

By: Jason Shannon

Good afternoon all you Bro Nameth Supporters, It’s your boy Shannon with another great lunch addition of the Friday Free for All. The temperature has changed, the holidays are just around the corner, and the weekend is upon us. It is time to kick back for a weekend of decent college football, with a good Ol American Brewhaha in hand. This week’s Free For all looks a little different, mainly because there isn’t much I’m looking forward to this weekend, and a lot stuff seemed to piss me off this week. Either way, instead of the work you should be doing, read the Free For All, and enjoy.

----Number 1 Think I’m looking forward to this weekend:

Tonight, I’m going to check out the Roswell High School’s second round playoff game against Collins Hill. I know it is only high school football, but football is football. There is something about putting on layers of clothes and watching 2 teams do battle in freezing cold weather, regardless of how old or how big the schools are. Some family came in to the good ol ATL to visit, so I’m looking forward to catching up with them and watching the Roswell Hornets do work.

---Lots of things that have pissed me off this week:

1.     The D-Bag in Cleveland that beat up the 8 year old Kid:

So if you haven’t heard the story, this D-Bag Browns fan got hammered at the game this past weekend and tackled an 8 year old kid to the sidewalk after the Jets beat the Browns. The kid got scratched up and bruised, all because he was wearing his favorite team (The Jets) jersey. First of all, the cock face is a Browns fan, which automatically makes him one of the biggest losers in the country. Second, if you are going to talk shit to the other team’s fans, grow a pair and talk shit to someone that is taller than your waist. This guy should catch an ass beating of a lifetime.  Not only is he a D-Bag, but so is every other Browns fan that stood around and watched this go down.

2.     Nancy Lieberman coaching an NBA team:

Look, I’m all for women’s equal rights, Title 9, and all that other politically correct jazz, but this has got to be a joke. You mean to tell me that this female is going to be tough enough to coach in the NBA D league. I’m not sure if this is for publicity, or if they are serious, but I can’t see a 5’9’’ woman getting angry and demanding discipline from a group of 6’10’’ men. I have nothing against female coaches; I think Pat Summitt is one of the best coaches and motivators in the country. But this is ridiculous.

3.     ESPN- You’re a Sports News Channel,  not TMZ-

Since when does ESPN cover marriages and divorces? Explain to me how Tony Parker and Eva Longoria getting divorced is going to affect the San Antonio Spurs? It isn’t, so stop broadcasting it on Sports center. Look, Eva is banging, don’t get me wrong, but I could care less about their marriage. And while I’m on that subject, Longoria is requesting from the judge spousal support from Tony? Really, like the $1,000,000 per episode she receives from Desperate House Whores isn’t enough to cover your expenses? ESPN, get your act together, and as for Tony and Eva, good luck going your separate ways.

4.     Bernard Hopkins, you’re and idiot-

Bernard Hopkins goes on the record running his mouth and says “He hasn't faced any top-notch black fighter,” referring to Manny Pacquiao. I see you running your mouth Hopkins, but I don’t see you signing up for a beat down. As a matter of fact, I don’t see anyone signing up for a beat down. First of all, Manny has tried to fight Mayweather, and last time I checked, he is an African American. But it seems like Mayweather always finds a reason to pull out of the fight. When’s the last time you fought anyway?

Biggest Prediction for the Weekend:

Write it down, take a picture, I don’t give a &*%@. Here is my on point prediction for the weekend.  Green Bay gives the Vikings the business, 35-24 this weekend, and Brad Childress is standing in the unemployment line by Tuesday of next week…. Mark my words…

----Youtube Clips of the week:

It’s time to Rock out with your Gamecock out Baby…..

Big thanks to Rupert Pupkin for sending this one along, this kid is Sick Nasty…..

--Shout-Outs for the Weekend

·     Albert Wilson– Shout out to the Georgia State Panther who ran a kickoff back on Alabama 97 yards.

·     Roy Holliday- Cy Young winner, you deserve it when you throw a No-No and a Perfecto in the same year

·     Your Pie Pizza- Ate there for lunch today, it was on point…it is in Roswell, check it out.

·     The Big Ten- Shout out to the Big Ten for planning a game at Wrigley field, only the field is too small, and they can only use one football end zone in the game. Way to plan that accordingly.

·     Patrick Patterson- Way to leave school your junior year for the NBA, only to be sent down to the D-League. Stay in school bro.

·     Bruce Pearl- Dude if you are going to lie about texting and calling recruits, cover it up better, now you got to sit out the first 8 SEC games.

·     Big Grady Jackson- Grady had an arrest warrant issued for his arrest today. Good luck hiding, he is 6’2’’ and weighs about as much as a Volkswagen Beetle…

·     Steve Spurrier- It’s about time you earned that Paydirt…..

·     Dan “Yo Mamma is” Uggla- Welcome to the Atl big man, welcome.

·     Future Bro Nameth Contributors- Step your game up Skiles, Head, Gaddy, and Ganos, put your picks in for the week.

·     SCHMEE- Shout out to coolest pirate I know, not only for supporting Bro Nameth, but for laying a beating on your husband for picking football. You are handing it to him. You should actually let JD start picking too, he might actually pick better than  Chris.

As always, it’s been a pleasure. Leave a comment if you disagree with anything I got to say, and I’ll prove to you why you are wrong….. Check in again Monday Suckazzzzz.