Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Betty White, 5 Hour Energy, Mike Tyson and new AWARDS

Here we are another week in and its that time again. Grab a snickers and pass it to these guys because they are playing like Betty White.

  1. Albert Haynesworth: I have had about all I can stand of hearing about this clown. You got paid 100 million dollars to play football! Your playing a SPORT for 100 MILLION DOLLARS! Get over yourself already. You should be doing whatever the hell they tell you to do and liking it. You get paid all that money and literally are just a big tool box.
  2. The Washington Nationals front office. You seriously just gave Jayson Werth 126 million over 7 years?? You need more than a Snickers because the entire Front Office should be fired for this. You have a guy who hits in an incredibly hitter friendly park in 1 of the best lineups in baseball. Now you move him to a not so hitter friendly park with the Nationals lineup. Good luck with that. For that kind of money he better hit .300+ and hit close to 40 HR's. WOW is all I have to say. Kudos to Scott Boras.
  3. The South Carolina Football Team. I was at the game this last Saturday against Auburn and let me say what an ass kicking that was. Not only did you just get drilled, but you made the Auburn defense and Ted Roof look good! I don't care what anyone says Ted Roof might be the worst defensive coordinator in football and he made South Carolina look terrible. Spurrier, step your game up bro. Garcia, stop being Jekyl and Hyde. Lattimore and Jeffrey, you both didn't have a good game but your still awesome. Stephon Gilmore, I will get to you later. I should write Steve Spurrier and tell him I want a refund after that performance. Much like the Oregon fan did last year when Oregon got thumped by Boise State.
  4. The NCAA. Its pretty amazing to me that when the NCAA has a vested interest in something it can make a decision very quickly. Did you know that the Reggie Bush case sat dormant for 18 months before they started investigating again? They made a ruling on Cam Newton in 2 days! 2 freaking days! Why do you think that is? Maybe its because they would rather get a sponge bath from Rosie O'Donnell before they would want TCU in the National Championship game. Once again its the Golden Rule in effect. The people with the gold make the rules. That's the way it is. This has EVERYTHING to do with Newton and Auburn playing Oregon in the National Championship game. What is so sad is that the NCAA admitted that a rule was broken, yet he is allowed to play. Seems logical.

The 5 Hour Energy award this week is a pretty simple choice. Stephon Gilmore from South Carolina wins this award and wins it easily. Gilmore gave up 268 passing yards ALONE, that's right 268 yards including a hail mary pass where Gilmore apparently thought it required him to actually say the Hail Mary while kneeling. Gilmore was worked like a rented goalie on more than 1 occasion but the double move Darvin Adams put on him was dirtier than Bill Clinton. He needed to pound at least a 6 pack of 5 Hour Energy because he definitely had that 2:30 feeling.



The Mike Tyson Award for biggest beat down goes to the NY football JETS. Not only is Rex Ryan a fat slob, he is also the cockiest dude I know who has not accomplished anything as a head coach. He took the 9-2 Jets into New England to face the 9-2 "Home of the Pats". The beat down that ensued was huge. The pats rolled out to a 17-0 lead in the first quarter on their way to a 45-3 win. Dirty Sanchez was just that, dirty. He threw 3 picks and the JETS offense as a whole was pretty pathetic. The Patriots and "the hoodie" proved why they are still the team to beat in the AFC.



We got a New Award this week. The Dyson Vacuum Award. This award goes to the player/coach who "it sucks to be you" the most. That award is shared by 2 former colleagues in former Broncos Head Coach Josh McDaniel's and Broncos Owner Pat Bowlen. It sucks to be Josh McDaniel's because, well he was fired only a year and a half in. To say he is no longer viewed a young coach on the rise is an understatement. The Broncos started 6-0 last year before collapsing and they sit at 3-9 this year. He also drafted Tim Tebro in the first round. It sucks to be the Broncos owner because once he hires a new coach, he will be paying 3 head coaches all at the same time. He still owes Mike Shannahan money, he will owe Josh McDaniel's money for a few more years, and last but not least he will have to pay the new coach. Its not like he doesn't have the money but that's a Chili's Triple Dipper I wouldn't want.

That's it for this weeks awards. If you have any suggestions on awards or who should get an award please email us BNSports2010@gmail.com. Also, there is a link on the top right of the blog titled "Aquatic Rehab Pool" that you should click on and check out. It's a new rehab method that uses underwater treadmills. Its a pretty sweet idea and you should check it out. They are currently being used by multiple professional teams and colleges and the idea is rather cool.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i hope USC doesn't drop the ball again at the dome, that was such a poor showing..defense- where were they??...and Gilmore named all SEC coaches honors, i don't think they actually WATCHED him play..is that a joke!?!?

Chris_Mcdonald said...

yeah that was awful...i thought Gilmore was 1st team all SEC which is an ABSOLUTE JOKE! They must have been desperate bc that is an embarrassment...darvin Adams worked him like a rebnted goalie

 

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