Monday, August 16, 2010

I Just Conrad My Pants plus some kicks to the groin of Troy Glaus

Brooks Conrad. Brooks Brothers Conrad! BROOOOOKKKSS FREAKINGGG CONRAD!! What a BRO-king. BBC is one of the most clutch players I have seen in a really long time. Everytime up to the plate he looks like he is going to do something productive. What i like the best about BBC is that he takes nothing for granted. Since hes been a career minor leaguer he plays the game like he is on fire. If i have to watch another "star" trot down the line when they ground out weakly to 2nd base im going to break something. Oh im sorry, i know you make 15 million a year, please dont work to hard to run to first! BUMS!

This guy just gives off BRO vibe





This will probobly be a daily thing here at bronamethsports and that is bashing the ish out of Troy Glaus. Now i know he deposited a jack and coke yesterday but who cares, 1 HR every 30 games doesnt cut it. To say that Troy Glaus walks softly but carries a big stick is an understatement. Its a freaking log. I am really not sure how he ever pulls the ball with that gigantic piece of lumber. And yes the rumors are true, he did sue American Loggers for copyright infringement when the show became a success claiming "he is the American Logger". I found this clip of Troy some 60 lbs ago and hes literally swinging a toothpick. ENJOY!


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