Happy Crappy Monday Morning

Happy Crappy Monday Morning……

Another Long weekend is in the books, and yet again it is Monday Morning. I’m loving the colder air, and the fact that the Holiday’s are around the corner. It is almost time to get out the turkey fryer, throw on a sweatshirt, and toss the football around the backyard. What a great weekend of high school football on Friday night, welcoming a new family member to the family, and listening to some good country music on Saturday night. Now that I got all the good out of the way, it is time for some bad…. It is a Crappy Monday Morning. Enjoy fellow Bro’s, and enjoy the rest of the week…..

1.       Wade Phillips Resignation…..

I think it is time for Wade to do what is best for the team, and that is resign and move on so that the Cowboys can get a head start on planning for next year. Maybe you let Jason Garrett take over for the remainder of the year, but come next season, if I’m Jerry Jones, I’m cleaning house. Top to bottom, it is time for a change. You have lost all passion from your team.  Jerry Jones needs to work out a sponsorship deal with 5 hour energy, because this whole team has the 2:30 feeling and looks Groggy the entire game. The team looks wretched, and looks like they are doing nothing more than collecting a paycheck. The only person on that team that deserves a full paycheck is Dez Bryant. No matter what the score is, even if there is no chance for a Cowgirl win, the kid is playing at full speed. It is sad that Dez Bryant’s effort is the best thing to come out of 2010 season for the Cowgirls.

2.       Great Movie…

Paranormal Activity 2, Hadn’t seen it, want to see it, enough said. Let me know if it is worth my time….

3.       Multiple Accounts of Little Man Syndrome Boiling Over….

I’m not sure what is going on with the little guys these days, but it seems they are getting a bit feisty. First, I’m watching Sportscenter Friday and see two horse racing jockeys trying to kill each other after a race. I’m not sure if this qualifies for midget wrestling, but there is just something funny about watching two guys who are 5 foot tall, weighing 110 pounds trying to fight. Honestly, how intimidating can you be at that size? During Sunday’s race in Texas, after Jeff Burton decided screw it, I’m putting Jeff Gordon in the wall, Big Dick Jeffy G decided he was going to walk up to Burton and throw a little man haymaker. He got a couple of licks in, but was quickly separated by NASCAR officials. BEWARE OF THE LITTLE MAN….that’s all I’m saying…

4.       Dallas Cowboys, Having a Crappy Season Might Have a Benefit

So the Cowboys suck worse than a $5 Tijuana Streetwalker named Rosalia, (so I’ve heard), but there might be an opportunity to look at the good that might come out of the season. If you suck during the season, you are rewarded in the off season with a high draft pick. Now I don’t think they will get the first pick, because let’s face it, the Bills are pathetic, but it is possible they may get a pick 3-6? If that is the case, they will have a couple of big options. Maybe a Da’Quan Bowers out of Clemson to help Demarcus Ware out? Actually there are a bunch of D-Line options in that range: Stephen Paea, Robert Quinn, Marcell Dareus? After watching the game tonight against Green Bay, they may want to look at a DB. Why not a Patrick Peterson, orJanoris Jenkins? At least there is an opportunity to get something out of the 2010 season Cowgirl fans…

5.       The Walking Dead

This is a new show on AMC about Zombies trying to take over the world. It is a little out there, but the best part is the show takes place in downtown Atlanta. You will see a lot familiar business and place while watching. Wasn’t too shabby.

6.       Horseracing, a Great Way to Spend a Saturday Afternoon

Some friends and I spent Saturday afternoon recovering from Friday night fun, and lounged around all day watching football and relaxing. We turned on ESPN, and noticed the Breeder’s Cup was on TV.  I’m not going to lie; it was a lot of fun. We ended up placing bets with each other for each race, and it turned out being a good time. I can def. see a way for college campuses around the country to start ordering the horse racing channel, and somehow turning it into a drinking game.

7.       Cam Newton, taking that Cheddar…..

Cam Cam Cam, $200,000 for a letter of intent? I’m not going to bore everyone with the details of the investigation, but I’ll just say this, where there is smoke, there is usually fire. Remember back when Reggie Bush claimed he was innocent and didn’t take money? Yea, turned out he was about as guilty as Kim Kardashian’s ass is Rotund.  Maurice Clarrett said he didn’t take money, until 2 weeks later he remembered that $20 K deposit he made out of nowhere. If you ask me, Cam has a little explaining to do… I’m just saying….

8.       Oregon Does Things Their Own Way, and It is Bad Ass…

So I know having the Nike founder as an alumnus makes a big difference, but Oregon is bad ass. They have 15 different football uniform combinations, and never wear the same uniform twice during a season. Some people do not like their Swagger, I’m personally a fan. Now, they are taking their Bad-Ass-Ness to the basketball court. How Sweet is their new court?

9.       Apologies to Chris Culliver…..

If you have read my articles over the last couple of weeks, you’ll notice that I give Chris Culliver some Hell. I’ve always thought he is a bit too cocky, and he plays a little soft. Well, my apologies Chris, because as bad as I accuse you of playing sometimes, you’re much better than the guys we put out on the field Saturday night. I’m not saying those guys won’t develop into great players, but they got beat Saturday like they stole something. The good news about next weekend; Florida doesn’t quite have a passing attack like Arkansas. The bad news is if we do not play better defense Saturday, the SEC East title all Carolina fans are wishing for will be referred to as it has been for the past 25 years, “Next Year is Our Year.”…..

10. The Top 10 in the Top 10

It is again time for the Top 10 in the Top 10… Last week I did my top 10 favorite Sports Movies,   and had some complaints from you guys. This week’s topic:

                TOP 10 YOUNG DEFENSIVE FOOTBALL PLAYERS I WOULD BUILD MY TEAM AROUND:

1.       CLAY MATHEWS (LB) Green Bay – Absolute Beast, has many Pro Bowls in his future

2.       DARELLE REVIS (CB) NY Jets – Kid has his own island, enough said….

3.       CURTIS LOFTON (LB) Falcons- Many good years ahead of him, already a leader

4.       PATRICK WILLIS (LB) 49ers – The new Age Ray Lewis

5.       DWIGHT FREENEY (DE) Colts- The guy always gets to the QB….

6.       JUSTIN TUCK (DE) Giants – Freak of an athlete

7.       JEROD MAYO (LB) Patriots- The kid already has 100 tackles this year…

8.       BRIAN CUSHING (LB) Texans- So yea he was popped for juicing, but he is a stud

9.       NNAMDI ASOMUGHA- (DB) Raiders- Teams don’t actually throw his way anymore

10.   TROY POLAMALU (FS) Steelers- Always around the ball, always rocking people.

Big Things going on this Week…..

                Lots of Big things are going on this week. Here is a reminder of what’s going down….

·         Monday night Football (Bengals vs. Steelers)

·         College Basketball Starting this week (Lots of top 25 games)

·         NFL Thursday night Games begin this week (Ravens @ Falcons)

·         SEC East Battle for the Ship, SC vs. Florida

·         Hawks go on the road to battle the Magic Tonight…

Leave me your thoughts and comments on the facebook post…. See you all Friday morning Suckazzzzzz.