Tuesday, November 9, 2010

The Weekly Betty White Awards and Coaching Morons

Whats a guy got to do get some Betty White in his life? Simple, play like her. Get these boys a big ass Snickers....they need it.

  1. South Carolina- What the hell was that? Way to step up. I know in the grand scheme of things that game is irrelevant but grab yourself a Snickers and snack up. Biggest game in the schools history this weekend.
  2. Dallas Cowboys. Are we all getting punked? Is Ashton Kutcher about to pop out? How are you this bad? It really is almost impossible that you are 1-7.
  3. The Patriots. You just got thumped, and I mean THUMPED by the Browns! Who knew between Felix Jones, Darren McFadden and Peyton Hillis that Peyton Hillis would have the most TD's in their careers thus far. Tom Brady needs to stop straightening his hair before games and man up.
  4. Keith Brooking. Do you know a bigger toolbox than Keith Brooking? The guy hasn't made a play since the Y2K yet he runs around trying to get people fired up. He opened a bar in Atlanta called Pile Jumpers bc thats all he does. Now I don't know about you guys but this might be the most flaming pump up speech I have ever scene. This guy cant hold Al Pacino's Jock. "For each otherrrrrrr". Shut your face Keith. Im pretty sure this is why the Cowgirls are 1-7. Mel Gibson is laughing at this.


The coaching moron of the week goes to none other than Wade Phillips. I know we are just piling on at this point but stop being everyones best friend (sound familiar Bobby Cox fans) and learn how to coach a team. His record with Dallas is still 34-20 despite starting 1-7 this year BUT that is unacceptable to Jerry Jones. Winning a bunch of games in the regular season with the Cowboys means absolutely nothing. Its all about championships and WP was not getting the job done. I wish the same mentality was shown by the Atlanta Braves all those years we won DURING the regular season.

Im going to post a new video each week with the BWA's that are some of my favorite. If you have a video you would like me to post feel free to hit me up on the email at BNsports2010@gmail.com and I will see if i can oblige.


Thats it for this weeks Betty White Awards. Make sure you comment on Thursday for week 2 of the picking contest. Its not to late to still enter.

3 comments:

Patrick Ian said...

I cannot wait to see the unemployment figures when Jerry Jones finishes cleaning house.

Chris_Mcdonald said...

Its going to spike...thats for sure. JJ has had enough and heads will roll...Heres to hoping the first on the chopping block is dbag mcgee Keith Brooking. You still interested in doing some NASCAR recaps? You should enter the picking contest to try and GET BROTIVATED

Anonymous said...

great video haha! haven't seen that in a while thanks for posting...and in regards to #1..we're going to get blown out this weekend, i have a really bad feeling.

 

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